I tried re-installing the R2 release (running the install executable (14-00806-085.part1.exe) with the "Re-Install" option). No help; still getting the "Please wait.." when opening a report in CR.
So I decided to un-install...
I did the Control Panel un-install
I ran CCleaner, let it fix all the problems it found
I opened up RegEdit, looked down all the trunks for "Software\Business Objects", and deleted everything I found
I ran CCleaner again; no problems found
Then manually deleted everything else I could find:
Program Files, BO folder
C:\CRXIR2SP2Full
C:\Documents and Settings\Mark\Local Settings\Application Data\Crystal Reports
Then I started from scratch JUST DOING THE R2 INSTALL (14-00806-085.part1.exe)
I turned off everything that wasn't needed, including my anti-virus/spyware/firewall
The install ran all the way through with no problems
Looked at VS; the "CR Website", "CR webpage" templates were back on their respective "New" dialogs
Opened up CR, no "Please wait..."
Opened up VS, then then my website, then a report; still no "Please wait..."
At last... 'bout damn time...